Friday, November 06, 2009

Spanks for the memories, Nick!

It's bottom's up for Sir Nicholas Winterton!

The red faced MP is in the docks after apparently kopping a feel of luscious Labour babe, Natascha Engel's bottom in the commons tea room.

Winterton, whose memory fails him on the spanking new gaffe to come his way, explained his 'do I spank, don't I' dilemma to the press:

"I don't make a habit of slapping bottoms. You might just do it now and again if you felt so disposed, if you had a sensible, friendly relationship with an individual.

If his 'happy slap' gaffe wasn't enough, he continued:"But do I go around pinching bottoms? Certainly not. I'm a Conservative."

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