Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Introducing ... Tory Barbie

TORY BARBIE


To celebrate the success of the Tories in the polls (yet again), Mattel brings you Tory Barbie.

Tory barbie is a feisty, politically minded girl who loves the colour blue. Tory Barbie is passionate about her family, the Conservatives and likes hard graft. She likes making speeches, debating and making her foes cry. Unlike other Barbies, Tory Barbie isn't easily poseable - this Barbie is not for turning.

Comes with:

*Policies
*Principles
*Leaflets and blue rosettes - to help her on her campaign
*Case of champagne - to celebrate our by-election and seat gains


Not included

*Damian McBride
*Smear campaigns - sold separately with the Labour set of dolls


In development

* Cameron's new playhouse -Loveable Cameron moves into his new home, 10 Downing Street. Comes with an oak desk and doll Samantha

*10 Downing Street headed paper - to write letters to your friends and family



Your lifetime is guaranteed with one of these Tory totty beauties. Get your own real doll by joining CF or make a request to Terrible Tory Girl here.

9 comments:

Paul Seery said...

Ha Ha Ha! This blog post is so funny!

Conand said...

I love you Tory Barbie. Your Tory Tree Tat is so cool. I wish I could take you to the Spring Forum dinner.
I'd provide the conversation, you could just kick back in that delightful plastic way of yours. You wouldn't have to eat a thing, gotta watch that waistline. We could then go and meet Boris, he could sign your plastic butt. Sadly it is but a dream..

ABB said...

Shit, Hilton promised he'd never release those pictures from last year's conference.

I resign.

John M Ward said...

"Feisty", eh? Must be modelled on Nadine Dorries…

Terrible Tory Girl said...

Well boys, Terrible Tory Girl can bring her along to forum if you so desire. ;)

mutleythedog said...

Do they still have YC balls ?- I am sure I met you there in 1986....in Bournemouth. At least very similar...

Guido Fawkes said...

** CLAPS **

mutleythedog said...

He actually has the clap ....

Tom said...

LOL! Aside from the hilarity, you think Conservatives come with policies? Don't make me laugh! Their "policies" are to point at anything Labour does and disagree! Cameleon Cameron said in the house in PMQ's that Brown was weak for passing MP's expenses to an independent commission, then, in an interview three days later he said MP's couldn't do it on their own, what the hell does he want to happen???