The turtle red neck and the rampant rabbit: Race to the the Big White House

Racers: Sarah rabbit and turtle red neck

The tale of the turtle and the rampant rabbit: Race to the Big White House

Once apon a time there was a rampant rabbit named Sarah rabbit. She was very beautiful and won many beauty contests. Pretty Palin soon got jobs and the attention of her husband and others....

She, like many other rabbits in the forest of America, liked to get knocked up and have babies. Her daughter too shared this hobby.

Sarah, like many other rabbits also liked to run. Especially for office.

One day she saw the slow, old Sergeant turtle red neck, heading towards the big White House. Now Sarah wanted to live in this big house but the only person who could live in the big white House had to win the race.

But Sarah, while she could run fast, could not beat the turtle because she had not bothered to train before.

The next day, the second time she saw the turtle, she asked to join his training team so once the fat old turtle was too old, she could live in the big White House herself.

Now turtle red neck McCain knew of the rampant rabbit's plans to take over but he needed to win the race.

So the day after, the third time the two met, he asked Sarah rabbit to join his team. Turtle red neck was happy because he knew that many people would help him in his training with the rampant rabbit on his arm.

Turtle neck rubbed his feet with glee - "Now I can beat Barack bunny in the big race."

To be continued....

Will Turtle red neck with sexy rampant rabbit beat off Barack bunny for the White House?

Will Sarah shoot Barack bunny's chances? Or just shoot Barack? Or shoot herself in her foot?

Has turtle red neck made a big mistake?

Tell the terrible author below ....