Thursday, August 28, 2008

60 millionth arrest for Brown murder plot

POLICE have placed themselves under arrest after the whole nation was found to be plotting to rid of "their meddlesome fleece beast".

Reports from popular rags printed that the fifth person was under arrest but sources close to the prime minister reveal that the number is far closer to 60 million.

It is believed soaring prices, and the rise of his Wednesday Addams smile drove the public to the edge as they ruthlessly planned his demise.

Gordon Brown has decided to continue in his post even in light of these revelations. "Go now, we want to see you leave...."


And in other news, TTG turns 21 today - she has only one birthday wish - put an end to slave Labour, support the Tories.

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