Thursday, September 11, 2008

Live in the sty: Political pig poems

US voters were shocked today after Obama revealed Republican candidate Palin to be nothing more than a "pig in lipstick".

Mrs Palin, who was unmasked as a political pig in disguise as a VP hopeful, has yet to hit back at Mr Baracks' claims....

And now to poetry. In the spirit of pointless jibes and personal attacks as the big race gets closer, TTG thought she'd give it a go herself.

Here exclusive to this blog, TTG has penned the lipstick saga in revamped and glossier versions of our old pig nursery rhymes.

Enjoy! *


McCain pig went to Virginia,
Miss Palin pig went home,
Miss Palin pig wears lipstick,
Obama pig wears none,
And Miss Palin pig cried, he's picking on me
All the way home.


Higglety, pigglety, top!
Obama's a political flop;
The pig's in a hurry,
her lipstick a flurry,
Higglety, pigglety, hop!


To DC, to DC, to vote a fat pig,
smears again, smears again, diggety-dig;
To senate, to senate, to pick a fat cock,
Republican, Republican, shockety-shock.


Obam, Obam, the Dem's ole' one,
called her a pig and away did run;
The pig did cheat, and Obama was beat,
Till he run crying down the street.

Click here to read all about the lipstick debate

Click here to see Obama's response on Sky

*TTG doesn't take any responsibility for anything printed on this blog that you, the reader, failed to find amusing in the slightest. Nor does she take any blame for any bias on this site as every step to appear neutral has been taken. Vote Obama!

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