EXCLUSIVE: First terror suspect detained for 42 days

Left, Mr B arrested outside his home; Right Darling visits

BRITAIN'S first terrorist has been nabbed under the new detention laws that allow cops to jail suspects for up to 42 days without charge.

The suspect, from Downing Street, London, turned to a life of crime shortly after moving to the cul-de-sac, infamous for being a crack hotspot for addicts.


Bobbies on the beat spotted the grey-haired goldfish-gulping gangster conning voters into signing up to pyramid schemes which crippled subscribers and left them penniless.

Now the Scot, who was slapped with the sentence after former members of his gang shopped him in, faces being toppled from his under world company.

Fellow thugs Dave Milli-Spanner and Harriet Hard-man are two tipped for the big take over following the arrest and detention of Mr B.

Mr B told T.OR.Y he felt betrayed by the ex-cons and penned his anger in a song he calls Mein Kampf: 60,480 minutes, a reference to the time he must stay behind bars.

Here's the transcript to the song critics are calling his comeback plan as the big boss.

It is believed that Mr B got inspired to write after watching this video





60,480 minutes to save Labour

(Straw)

We’re outta dime and all we got is 60,480 minutes (x8)
Cough up
Now
Quake, Brown
Cough up

(Gordon)

I’m so coy
I’ve been waiting for somebody
To pick up my dole

(Darling)

Well don't waste time
Before you resign
Tell me how you sat n stole

(Brown)

I want somebody to bleed the country for me,
Then take it down low,
There’s no room for growth.


(Darling)

Well, I can handle that,
You just gotta show me where it’s at
Are you ready to go?
(Are you ready to go?)


(Darling & Brown)

If you want splits
You already got it
If you fought it
It better be what you want
If you steal it
It must be real just
say the word
and ima give you what you want


(Darling & Brown)

Crime is soaring
We only got 60,480 minutes to save Labour
No hesitating
Bribe a PR
Bribe a rag
Time’s not waiting
We only got 60,480 minutes to save the Party
No hesitating
We only got 60,480 minutes, 60,480 minutes

(Darling and Brown)

Keep it up, keep it up, Labour won’t die, aye
Gord’s on out, uh,
You gotta forget poll flop,
Nick stocks nick stocks nick stocks
That’s right, sweep ‘em up, sweep ‘em up, we need supplies, hey
Gord’s on out, uh
You gotta get the prem chop
Tick tock tick tock tick tock

(Brown)

Sometimes I think what we need is an EU intervention, yeah

(Darling)

And by dough, I can tell that you like it
And that it's good, by the way that you move, ooh, hey

(Brown)

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, yeah

(Darling)

But if we lose this fight
At least we can say we did what we wanted to do
Tell me, how bout you?

(Brown and Darling)

If you want splits
You already got it
If you fought it
It better be what you want
If you steal it
It must be real just
say the word
and ima give you what you want

(Brown and Darling)

Crime is soaring
We only got 60,480 minutes to save Labour
No hesitating
Bribe a PR
Bribe a rag
Time’s not waiting
We only got 60,480 minutes to save the Party
No hesitating
We only got 60,480 minutes, 60,480 minutes

(Brown and Darling)

Keep it up, keep it up, Labour won’t die, aye
Gord’s on out, uh,
You gotta forget poll flop,
Nick stocks nick stocks nick stocks
That’s right, sweep ‘em up, sweep ‘em up, we need supplies, hey
Gord’s on out, uh
You gotta get the prem chop
Tick tock tick tock tick tock


(Straw)

Quake Brown
Yeah
(tick tock tick tock tick tock)
Yeah, uh huh
(tick tock tick tock tick tock)
You only got 60,480 minutes until you go