Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Exes Factor: The final

The Exes Factor ... Who should the public axe?

IT'S that time again when the final acts of the Exes Factor are picked to face the public vote.

From hundreds of applicants, MPs have been shortlisted for making their mark in the expenses world. Those who tried and failed were sent from the bootcamp stage and sent home packing out of the House.

But who has the Exes Factor? Who can rise above in this contest and redeem themselves to the voters?

Here's a look at this year's Exes stars:

Jacqui "Two pornos" Smith

Jacqui Smith has been in the game for a while now. She has seen the highs and lows, mostly lows, of government and is determined for another chance to set the record straight.

Public verdict: The public weren't impressed by her 88p plug, her two porn films or mortgage claims. Jacqui, who already has had to take a backseat, is at real risk of being axed after her apology failed to spark up support. She is favourite for the axe.

Gordon "is a moron" Brown

Gordon Brown is a familar face but is a surprise addition to this contest. The born-leader (ahem) faces going to the cleaners for his bill for, er, cleaners in his Scotland home. While things can only get worse for him, little else can tarnish his rep further so he's likely to come out of the contest better than some of the other stars.

Public verdict: Gordon Brown is all washed up and his cleaning bill extravagance of £12k may be the final straw for a despairing nation.

Nick "35 bed knots" Clegg

Clegg hasn't been at the front of the pack in this contest as few voters know who he is. The former lothario however could be a surprise winner this year as he's pledged to fit his £900 flower bill.

Public verdict: The yellow belly has got to do more to raise his game and profile if he hopes to get on with favourable coverage in the media and public.

David "Britain's next top model PM" Cameron

David's campaign to clean up politics is steadfast and seems to be getting quite a response. Cameron, who has called on fellow Conservatives to clean up their act, has been dealt a blow after his own claims have been called into question.

Public verdict: The favourite to win, Cameron could have the Exes Factor if he puts his house in order as well as the House.

Who should get the axe for their Exes?

Vote below

P.S. Sorry TTG hasn't posted in a while - she has been far and away to Manchester . Read her adventures here

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