We Are the Conservatives

TTG has finally pulled herself away from a week of shovelling chocolate and festive meat leftovers to present you with this solemn resolution.

Whatever the cost may be, TTG declares her resolution for 2009 to fight Labour til the death, til the Conservatives take their rightful place in Number 10 and in the Government.

TTG's not for turning.

To celebrate the coming of the new year, a time when we must take up our oratory arms and attack the Government from all sides, TTG has devised this anthem for all her Blue friends, known and unknown, to praise the Party.

To the tune of Queen's 'We Are the Champions, here's Terrible Tory Girl's Tory Glory anthem, 'We Are the Conservatives'.




I've picked the Blues
Time after time
For harsher sentence
And commitment to crime
For Britain's sake,
we always knew,
that in their hands, the UK will be ace -
You should vote Blue


We are the Conservatives - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till we mend
We are the Conservatives-
We are the Conservatives
No time for Labour
'Cause we are the Saviours - of the world.


We've taken our vows
And our election falls -
We brought you Winnie, Maggie, John Major and a tax remit -
Still standing tall -

But it's been no bed of roses
For valiant blues
The Government must go, it's time to put the Reds in bottom place -
It's the time of the Blues


We are the Conservatives - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till we mend
We are the Conservatives-
We are the Conservatives
No time for Labour
'Cause we are the Saviours - of the world.