I Kissed A Tory...And I Liked It

Kiss a Tory...taste success

TTG has been terribly lazy of late, and instead of pain stakingly penning rhymes and parodies, has instead borrowed the literary gravitas of Reginald Fah-Fah.

He could put Katy Perry to shame with this one!

I Kissed A Tory...And I Liked It

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, Champagne in hand
Never lost a by-election
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I want to vote for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a Tory and I liked it
The taste of success in local constituencies
I kissed a Tory just to try it
I hope Baroness Thatcher don't mind it
It felt so left
But also so right
Will soon be in power tonight
I Kissed a Tory and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Good candidates do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a Tory and I liked it
The taste of success in local constituencies
I kissed a Tory just to try it
I hope David Cameron don't mind it
It felt so left
But also so right
Will soon be in power tonight
I kissed a Tory and I liked it
I liked it,

Us Tories we are so magical
Hard nosed, blue rosettes, so kissable
Hard to resist so political
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, I'm economically liberal

I kissed a Tory and I liked it
The taste of success in local constituencies
I kissed a Tory just to try it
I hope John Major don't mind it
It felt so left
But also so right
Will soon be in power tonight
I kissed a Tory and I liked it
I liked it