Winner of US Election 2008: Tony Blair
While TTG was convinced the Old Arrogant POW (OAP) would have his dying moments in the Oval as Mrs Palin gets off her knees to announce herself as the US Pres, TTG was utterly butterly wrong.
In the midst of capitalist collapse and rich bankers having to trade in their exec cars for a model three years older, it seems the world would rather have the last laugh and giggle at the expense of rich sods losing their cash to the wind.
Apparently Socialism is their preferred solution... despite that when Capitalism last crashed on its costly anus, the rise of the Reds left us with not a lot to play with. One Cold War and plenty of sateillite countries brainwashed by Romanov Ruskis.
Still, if the Yanks prefer to believe that they will sit in a hippy drum circle, holding hands with Proles and billion dollar men, each with the same pay packet and free health care at the touch of a button, then go ahead. Vote Obama.
He's an affable geezer, yes, but how long will it be 'til this Disney dream prince novelty wears off?
For behind the words and the sexy striped suits, lies inexperience, and a very American Tony Blair.
He is a wide-eyed twenty something intern, convinced the world's woes can be remedied with a flash of his seductive smile. That poverty can somehow be reversed with a speech. Just like his pal Tone, the man whose risks and oratory took Britain to its knees before he buggered off to cash in on the UK's misera.
Good luck America, this vial of truth will be hard to swallow, but you're the next world power to fall for one man.
An anthem for doomed booths
Little donkey, little donkey on the campaign road
Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load
Been a long time, little donkey, through the election night
Dont give up now, little donkey,
Washington's in sight
Swing out those votes tonight
Washington, Washington
Follow that Red Star tonight
Washington, Washington
Little donkey, little donkey, had a levy day
Little donkey, carry Marx safely on his way
Little donkey, little donkey, journey's end is near
There are yes-men waiting for a sign to bring them here
Do not falter little donkey, there's a Red star ahead
It will guide you, little donkey, to DC ahead.
Rig out those votes tonight
Washington, Washington
Follow that Red star tonight
(to) Washington, Washington
Little donkey, little donkey, had a levy day
Little donkey, carry Marx, safely on his way
Little donkey, carry Marx, safely on his way
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