Exclusive: McCain 's sex plea to his VP

Johnny measures up his VP Palin

John "Johnny" McCain gets down to business with his hot VP hopeful after hope was lost for the Presidential duo. "A heartbeat away from the Presidency" Palin was only too happy to oblige.

Repub loser sings his Last Supper to hit tune 'Heartbeat':

Were we doomed from the start?

Can we shag before we depart

I made it easier, got you this far.

Give me a reason or gimme a dance

Are you alone my Alaskan tart, sit on my throne

...Your prayers aren't smart

Doing all I can do,

just to be close to you.

Every time that we meet, (more than twice) I skip a heartbeat

Always up for a gaffe, she's a pain in the ass

Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.

Give me an evening, or give me a night.

I'll show you mine, and hide the wife.

I won't mock your home faith, that God lark

I'll give you a packet, I'll give you my heart.

But you won't be financing tonight, you'll have the time of your life.

Doing all I can do, just to be close to you.

Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.

Always up for a gaffe, she's a pain in the ass.

Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.

I do love, she does a moose steak

I did love, till she shot my hart

I do love, she was a mistake

I did love, till she broke my heart.

I do love, though she's a headache.

I did love, till she broke our chart

I do love, she took out our stake

I did love, till she upset the cart

Doing all I can do, just to be close to you. (making you VP)

Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.

Always up for a gaffe, she's a pain in the ass.

Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.

I skip a heartbeat for you.

Doing all I can do, just to be close to you.

Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.

Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the ass.

Every time that we meet, I skip a heartbeat.

I skip a heartbeat for you.

Were we doomed from the start?

Can we shag before we depart

Obama's a geezer, he's such a star

Give me a reason or gimme a dance

Are you alone my Alaskan tart, sit on my throne

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..Your prayers aren't smart

Doing all I can do, (Like offer you the VP job) just to get to do you.