To celebrate the success of the Tories in the polls (yet again), Mattel brings you Tory Barbie.
Tory barbie is a feisty, politically minded girl who loves the colour blue. Tory Barbie is passionate about her family, the Conservatives and likes hard graft. She likes making speeches, debating and making her foes cry. Unlike other Barbies, Tory Barbie isn't easily poseable - this Barbie is not for turning.
Comes with:
*Policies
*Principles
*Leaflets and blue rosettes - to help her on her campaign
*Case of champagne - to celebrate our by-election and seat gains
Not included
*Damian McBride
*Smear campaigns - sold separately with the Labour set of dolls
In development
* Cameron's new playhouse -Loveable Cameron moves into his new home, 10 Downing Street. Comes with an oak desk and doll Samantha
*10 Downing Street headed paper - to write letters to your friends and family
Your lifetime is guaranteed with one of these Tory totty beauties. Get your own real doll by joining CF or make a request to Terrible Tory Girl here.