Spews on the News - January 7-8

Miss Terrible Tory Girl has been away from her desk, any messages you may have sent will likely have met her pc's bin or unread while she crooned to cheesy cantatas and channeled her poison for university life into spiteful sonnets.*

Here is the (selected) news brought to you by Francesca Preece.

Haranguers and Multi-Cultural Mash

Bible basher Bishop Michael Nazir-Ali is sitting in the naughty corner after daring to mutter the first words of sanity this year on the consequence of the mish-mash, bangers and mash multi-culturalism experiment.
The right Rev has even been scolded by Lib newcomer Clegroon for talking poppycock about the "no-go Muslim areas."
While the state, the media and God's order have been quick to condemn Nazir's comments, may TTG remind readers of the infamous icebreaker 'you shouldn't come to a Muslim area' for Jacky Straw out and about in the community.
If that isn't enough to convince the doubting Thomas' out there in the UK today, look at the polls where 1/3 of the Islamic population want Sharia Law or stories in the Express.
Better yet why not see these areas Nazir-Ali is too fearful to mention in case another Crusades is on the cards - Just take the example of TTG's homestead in East London.
Before TTG is tarred with the same brush from the paint pot of scapegoatgeneralism, this area alone does contain furvent and fundamental followers of Islam.
And TTG means 'fundamental' in the sense of taking their faith seriously (more seriously than say TTG, an unconventional bibler) and leading their lives literally as according to the pages of the Qu'ran.
An impressive commitment that however on these Eastern streets can alienate and leave other ethnic residents out of place and uncomfortable with this display of ritual life.
The latter leading to discrimination.
The potent mix of a range of strong faiths with the inability of very different racial groups worldwide to join communally, creates shanty ethnic towns where certain races choose only to congregate and live with those of the same ethnic make-up.
The problem Nazir-Ali has encountered is identifying the failed ethnic exodus experiment with Muslims alone - Islam cannot take the blame entire for this sad fiasco. Other factors that he must not overlook are the socialist tradition in Britain after World War II; the secularism of the country; membership of the EU; relaxed laws and qualifications for immigration and citizenship; political correctness; no obligation for newcomers to learn the language.
According to the Bombardian, a govn'r official said Britain has had a tradition of multi-cultural communities living side by side. And for once they would not be lying...since these communities do live side by side just not entwined or integrated fully.
All TTG asks is that these namby pamby politicians wake up to reality and realise what the consequences have been for mass-immigration.
There is no use Clegg and Hague to step on to the political platform denying facts. Nor Nazir-Ali that Muslims in their entirity are to blame for the erosion of the Christian tradition.
The fact is that multi-culturalism simply doesn't work in some areas. Rather than bore bore bore, politicians must put their oratory skills to good use and get to the core core core of these ethnic barriers.
May 2008 be the blossoming of multi-culturalism.

Handy outs: Get job or forget state help

TTG is for the first time in months enthused by Tory policy. Today the Times revealed Cameron's campaign to hit the lazy right where it hurts : their pockets.
David Cameron, in cricket speech (is this a hint to his admiration of former PM and current Cricket patron, John Major, per chance?) says a Tory government will introduce a "three strikes and you're out" policy to cut state-aid to those who turn down work.
It's a start in the right direction, Cammy boy, but giving three chances will not deter many from stuffing public cash in their wallets while sitting on the sofa and watching 'Homes Under the Hammer'.
A tougher line, and politics from Victoria's reign will put those able-bodied back into their dust-covered white collars - outdoor relief.
That shouldn't intervene too much with the ECHR, Dave!

Good Gordian, You Make Me Wanna Puke

If you thought a paper could not be any more gushing and Gordy loving than Dacre's Daily Mail in recent months,check out this piece by the one and only Guardian.
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2236250,00.html
Congrats, Guardy, I pronounce you now doting Brownose. You may now kiss his arse.
Now where's that sick bucket?

*A slight embellishment of the truth may be present

Spews on the News - December 28-9

TTG returns with actual actualities.

The Death of Democracy's leading lady

TTG would like to firstly condemn this pure act of barbarity and secondly to ask of her readers to join her in prayer - may Ms Bhutto now rest in peace, a peace that God must give in gratious abundance.

TTG may not know her Sharia from her Sherif but Benazir Bhutto was a woman of stature, conviction and sheer courage and a woman we all should admire with the upmost respect.
Her death shall be mourned across the war ridden world land but let us not forget her message, the message of democracy for all.

Read more on msn news

Guard your Grammar Guardian

On the same note and story, TTG asks her readers to clasp their hands and prayer that the Guardian may learn the ways of grammar and orthography.

Here's their blooper in full discovered on the Guardian Unlimited website.

"Bhutto's body fown home for burial"

Funny fown didn't appear in the dictionary....so-called quality tat, sort it out Rusbridger mate. Especially when you're passing off news association articles.

Bartons Behaving Badly

Yet more snoregrams from the plebrity world. Mischa Barton (believed to have been) caught doped up at the wheel and footballer of the same name, a certain Joey Barton sentenced with actual bodily harm on a Liverpool punter. Using your famed name for the greater good of humanity, eh guys?

No shit Monarch

Reuters brings us news that could frankly be of more use in bodily functions. Apparently Princie William and his fair lady, Ms Middleton, are more attirant than his older, balder, father counterpart. Camilla didn not seem to do the trick to win the people's affection - TTG does wonder why this is so.....
Read on if you have a brain the size of a gnat.

NHS - National Health for Scotland

For crying out loud, what do the Welsh have to do to be entitled to national health care?

The Tories today, rightly, have turned to their shotguns, angry that the glad of Wales is set to receive a slither of a slice of health care funding for 2010-1.

The BBC helpfully, like their usual biased self, decided to compare the abolsute atrocity with the level of health care we have in England.

Sorry to burst your biased bubble dear BBC but England, if you may not have known, is nearer to three times the size of wee Wales.

For a fairer estimate of the absolute contempt the Kremlin has for Wales, why not look a little North and see how much the Scottish sponge sucks up in health?

The figure stands at £7.8 billion for the Scot NHS board alone. Just read firm paper favourite of TTG, the Daily Express, to learn of the scathing injustice on health across the so-called United Kingdom.