Labour Keeps On (Taxing Me Higher)

David Milliband sings along to the popular opening song

THAT Labour opening song for Gordy by Harold Wilson in full:

Labour Keeps Taxing Me Higher
Your Party, Tax Me Higher
Than I've Ever Been Taxed Before
So Keep It Up, After I Retire
And I'll Be On The Dole Forevermore

You Know Labour (Labour Keeps Taxing Me)
Keeps On Taxing (Labour Keeps Taxing Me)
Higher (Taxing me, Taxing Me),
Higher, And Higher (Higher)

I Said Labour (Labour Keeps Taxing Me)
Keeps On (Taxing Me, Taxing Me)
Taxing (Taxing Me)
Higher And Higher (Higher)

Now Once Labour Got Started,
Disappointment Was My Closest Friend
But Then Gord Came And It Ne'er Departed
And You Know Money Ne'er Showed His Face Again

And Since, Labour(Labour Keeps Taxing Me)
Keeps On Taxing (Labour Keeps Taxing Me)
Higher (Taxing Me, Taxing Me),
Higher, And Higher (Higher)

I Said Labour(Labour Keeps Taxing Me)
Keeps On (Labour Keeps Taxing Me)
Taxing Me (Taxing Me)
Higher And Higher (Higher)
Grrrr

I'm So Glad I Finally Found Blue
Yes, That Toff One With A Million Earls,
And I Wish I Could Afford My Fuel,
Davey, You Can Stand Up And Face The World

Let's Get Rid Of Labour( Labour Keeps Taxing Me)
Keeps On Taxing ( Labour Keeps Taxing Me)
Higher(Taxing Me, Taxing Me)
Higher, And Higher (Higher)

I Said Labour ( Labour Keeps Taxing Me)
Keeps On (Taxing Me, Taxing Me)
Taxing Me (Taxing Me) Higher And Higher (Higher)

Police Notice: Fraud and imposter in Manchester

POLICE PRESS RELEASE

Police Notice: Fraud and imposter in Manchester

Gordon Brown has escaped from obscurity and is allegedly passing himself off as a popular leader in Britain.

The Scot patient, who has been diagnosed with power delusion, is said to be at large in Manchester. Suspicions were raised after clapping was heard in the Labour conference auditorum.

The search has so far returned nothing and we rely on your help in tracking down this dangerous man. Gordon has a glass eye and gawps like a goldfish. He usually skulks Downing Street but avoids public crowds.

Please call 0845 833 4022 or 020 7222 9000 if you see this man so that our team can put an end to his power trip for once and for all.

We must stop this man at all costs and your help is vital. Ring the helplines for advice and talk to one of our qualified supervisors who will talk you through the process of joining our campaign to end Gordon Brown's terror hold on Britain. Put this criminal out of Parliament by pledging just £2 a month.