Are you a victim of bullying in the workplace?
Have you had printers thrown at you or angry bosses cursing in their pants?
Or have you been pushed aside in a political struggle?
Are you worried your tormenter might sack you should you reveal this to the press?
If you have had a run-in with a bully in the workplace, please call our primetime free bullybuster helpline where we guarantee to get rid of your stress in as little as three months.*
Don't live in fear, we are here to make your working life free from stress and printer-yielding-trousers-around-their-ankles-banana-munching-maniacs.
*Or when he bothers to call that election
I shall be dealing with all this and more on my new politicasl blog - A Future Fair for all!!
ReplyDeleteHi TTG - does your helpline extend to Wooly Bullies?
ReplyDeleteThinking back, I do believe that any cursing angry bosses I had were indeed in their pants at the time ;-)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, good luck in your quest!